Gamers, Gamblers and Losers
by Portland 8/30/2007
GAMERS
Reggie Bush - Winning is in his blood and desire burns in his heart.
Harrison - Peyton Manning. Enough said.
Chad Johnson - He wants to score everyweek.
T.O. - 2007 TD reception leader.
Brees - Next best thing next to Manning.
Willie Parker - Fast Willie breaks one every game.
Bernard Berrian - TD threat every play. That's where Rex likes to throw.
Vince Young - No one can stop him. QB rushing TD record will be broken this year.
Adrian Peterson - Stiff arms, Spin moves and Speed
Larry Fitzgerald - Great Hands, Big and Leinart loves to throw the ball to him.
GAMBLERS
Shawn Alexander - Neither Walter Payton or Emmit Smith ever scored more than 11 TDs once they turned 30. Priest Holmes tops the List with 27 TD at 30 and 14 TD at 31.
Frank Gore - No doubt a Rising Star but I can think of three other Super Stars to pick at 4
Steve Smith - Six NFL seasons, one year of double digit TD (12), three years with 1,000+ yards (high - 1,563). I'll take MARVIN, CHAD or T.O. any day.
Clinton Portis - injury, injury, injury...
McGahee - I'm curious to see what he does this year but curiosity killed the Cat.
McNabb - recovering from knee injury and still has no WR to throw the ball to.
Tory Holt - He may slow down this year with knee problems.
Maroney - I can't picture him having a HUGE year? Brady is going to Pass, Pass, PASS!
Addai - Yes...he does play for the Colts but drafting him 4th overall isn't your best choice.
Edgerrin James - If Leinart can find a way to get him in the passing game...Edge could be back for a Grand Finally.
Maurice Jones-Drew - Get him the ball and something will happen but Byron Leftwich reminds me of Charlie Batch...never gonna make it.
Tony Romo - Will throw to T.O. every play...he is in a contract year.
LOSERS
Travis Henry - what happened after the last big contract he signed in Buffalo? You're right! NOTHING!
Cedric Benson - A fading semi-college star.
Marshawn Lynch - Buffalo can't run the ball...ask McGahee
Jamal Lewis - I think he could give Jerry and Emmit a run for their money in "Dancing with the Stars"
Ronnie Brown & The Dolphins - I can't believe Miami allows them to even play.
Tatum Bell - will not stay healthy enough to catch a cold in Detroit.
Laveranues Coles & Jerricho Cotchery - Chad Pennington is baseball's Kerry Wood.
Joey Galloway - I like Garcia but He only throws 180 yds & 1 TD per game.
Culpepper & the Raiders - Sausage Fingers equals disaster. Jamarcus Russell will be laughing by halftime of week 1.
Jerious Norwoood & Atlanta - Who let the dogs out?
Eli Manning, Brandon Jacobs, Shockey, Burress & the Giants - my shrink would say, "it's not a healthy environment in Giant Land...there's just no love"
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