Gamers, Gamblers & Losers
by Portland 7/10/08

Gamers

Tom Brady & Randy Moss – I never thought I would say those two names in the same sentence! Honorable mention to Wes Welker
Tony Romo & Terrell Owens – T.O. Reminds me of Jessica Simpson’s dad…DEMANDING & CONTROLING! Hopefully Romo don’t get cold feet!
Derek Anderson & Braylon Edwards – New to the list but well deserved
Carson Palmer, T.J. Houshmandzadeh & Chad Johnson – No one is leaving Cinci and the stats will continue to pile up for all
Peyton Manning & Reggie Wayne – The question is…how much gas does Marvin Harrison have left in the tank
Drew Brees & Marques Colston – Ohhhh…When the Saints come marching in
Ben Roethlisberger, Hines Ward & Santonio Holmes – These guys are going to be fun to watch again this year
Adrian Peterson – You know He will be in Canton
LaDainian Tomlinson – How many more years does he have left? This year could be his finally
Brian WestBrook – Not a TD guy but puts up the yards & receptions
Marion Barber – “Marion The Barbarian”
Steven Jackson – Contract Year
Jamal Lewis – Best O-Line in the League
Laurence Maroney – Strong playoff performance has me believing
Willie Parker – Remember Steve Smith's “Break-Out” year?
Darren McFadden – Justin Fargas can tell you how good the Raiders O-Line is

Gamblers

Eli Manning & Plaxico Burress – Super Bowl Champions often stumble the following year
Marc Bulger & Torry Holt – I know Holt will finish with the year with great numbers but will Bulger?
Matt Schaub & Andre Johnson – Johnson has never finished a season with more than 8 TDs and Schaub has never thrown more than 9 TDs!
Matt Leinart, Larry Fitzgerald & Anquan Boldin – If Leinart lives up to expectations…they will be a Hall of Fame trio
Vince Young – If he got some help, he could be special
Steve Smith – it would be a miracle if Delhome proved he can still play
Greg Jennings – I like the guy but Aaron Rogers will not be receiving endorsements from the Great American Lip Fur institute
Roy Williams & Calvin Johnson – Kitna is in over his head…just like an average Dude with a HOT chick
Lee Evans – Two big games a year…is it worth it?  I think so
Dwayne Bowe – Someone needs to tell him to get the Hell out of Kansas City
Santana Moss – Consistently in-consistent
Anthony Gonzales – He has the right QB to give him an opportunity
Steve Smith (Giants) & Sinorice Moss – Eli needs one these guys to step it up…who will it be?
DeSean Jackson – McNabb has been waiting for a guy like this since T.O. left

Bernard Berrian & Sidney Rice – One of these guys will have a solid year
Clinton Portis – Can he do it Back to Back years?  I think so
Larry Johnson – Gets Big Contract and then takes the year off
Willis McGahee – Ravens have never had an offensive plan
Frank Gore – Martz is back!
Ryan Grant – The defense will keep them in games but if Mr. Lip Fur is QB…then I’m out
Marshawn Lynch – I think it would be sweet to party with him and Pac-Man…MAKE IT RAIN!
Maurice Jones-Drew – Fred Taylor’s new nickname should be “Forever Young”
Reggie Bush – Reggie needs to step up his game…he did with Kim Kardashian
Ronnie Brown – Torn Ligaments take time to heal…physically and mentally
Julius Jones & Deon Branch – I’m curious to see if these young men can make a comeback

Jonathan Stewart - DeAngelo will not be starting after Fox sees this kid
Matt Forte - Benson is out but Kevin Jones will steal the job

Kevin Smith – Tatum “Tinker” Bell sucks

Losers

Jay Cutler – Sorry about your health but the Broncos worry me
Jon Kitna – Is a Kick Ass back-up
Jake Delhome – It would be a miracle if he comes back
Alex Smith – I don’t think Mike Martz will turn this guy into a MVP
Brandon Jacobs – He should be a full back
Michael Turner & Roddy White – I don’t want any Falcons on my team!
Edgerrin James – Sorry Edge, you haven't produced in two years with Arizona
Rudi Johnson – His knees are finally catching up with him
Shawn Alexander – I told you so two years ago
LenDale White – If Reggie can’t make it in the NFL either will LenDale
Thomas Jones – I don’t want any Jets or Falcons on my team!
Earnest Graham – I just moved to St Pete and I will not draft a Buc either!
Javon Walker – Every year Shavon Walker is on my "DO NOT" Draft List
Jerry Porter – READ ABOVE
Darrell Jackson – Knees seem like a common theme but they are very important in football
Laveranues Coles – R.V.
Donald Driver – No Farve means no love for this veteran

DO NOT BE A GAMBLER WITH YOUR FIRST ROUND PICK...BE A GAMER!